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Mar 29
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waxandmilk:

VR-3000 Portable Quadruplex VTR by Ampex1967
Part proton pack, part camera, part back injury. The VR-3000 was the first ever “portable” VHS camcorder. Holy shit and now we have phones that can do this and fit in our wee little pockets. It’s ridiculous how far technology has come. Ridiculous, I say.

iPhone wallpaper’d, if you’re interested.

waxandmilk:

VR-3000 Portable Quadruplex VTR by Ampex
1967

Part proton pack, part camera, part back injury. The VR-3000 was the first ever “portable” VHS camcorder. Holy shit and now we have phones that can do this and fit in our wee little pockets. It’s ridiculous how far technology has come. Ridiculous, I say.

iPhone wallpaper’d, if you’re interested.

Mar 19
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What’s funny is today started off really boring. I was reading 1984 sipping on earl gray tea when I received this message. What to do? I can’t think of anything more scumbaggy Hollywood-ish than this.

What’s funny is today started off really boring. I was reading 1984 sipping on earl gray tea when I received this message. What to do? I can’t think of anything more scumbaggy Hollywood-ish than this.

Mar 13
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thedailywhat:

Sneak Peek of the Day: Teaser promo for Nickelodeon’s upcoming new series Heck’s Kitchen — a spoof of Hell’s Kitchen with kids playing the role of wannabe chefs.

Bonus: The role of abusive host will still be played by an abusive adult. Fun!

[via.]

I’m glad CBS has finally gotten around to selling other networks the waivers that they used in the production of Kid Nation.  There’s a lot of excellent programming on the horizon.

Mar 06
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BREAKING: Beloved Nicktoon Dora the Explorer is growing up, becoming a whore.

BREAKING: Beloved Nicktoon Dora the Explorer is growing up, becoming a whore.

Mar 01
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Feb 27
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In case anyone was wondering what it’s like to work in the hypocrisy of Hollywood

michauxfochaux:

12:30pm - I read in the Hollywood Reporter that Warners is remaking THE NEVERENDING STORY.  I think to myself that they should never remake such a classic and how it’s exemplary of everything wrong with movie development today.

1pm - I post the following to my facebook status: “Matthew is calling a cease and desist on the Neverending Story remake. Love you guys… but seriously.”

1:44pm - My agent, clearly not having seen my Facebook status, sends me the following email: “RE: NEVERENDING STORY.  You familiar with it?  Resonate for you at all?”

1:45pm - I respond to my agent: “Yes, hugely, let’s go for it.”

1:49pm - I erase my facebook status.
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Why chromakey when you can use a massive goddamn plasma?
Wow, Jimmy. Way to go all out.

Why chromakey when you can use a massive goddamn plasma?

Wow, Jimmy. Way to go all out.

Feb 25
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To convince the studio to let him do [Green Lantern], [Michel Gondry] filmed a fight scene on his own. He just hired stunt men and did it by himself! Just to show some of the stuff he could do, some of the weird filming techniques he has and some of the stuff he can pull off. I mean, this is something he did in two days and it was instantly unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. It was impossible not to hire him once he presented what he could do for it.
— Seth Rogen, explaining this news from yesterday (via ledenes & seanmobrien)
Feb 23
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Production Dictionary

OTF

OTF is sort for “on the fly”, commonly used for interviews.  For example, part of a tape-log might say the following:

Jeff OTF: Buying Cheeses

This tells us that Jeff’s interview on buying cheeses is not locked down, or heavily pre-produced.  Jeff is answering a few questions about cheese-purchases as he moves along with his day.

Feb 19
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Production Dictionary

Walking Lunch

1. Term used on set to describe a lunch break without actually taking a “break.”
2. Bullshit.